| License Plate Oooginess |
[Jun. 7th, 2006|04:17 am] |
So...tonite on my way to work I was behind this car from New Mexico. I was having fun with some Britpop when I REALLY noticed the license plate. At first I thought it HAD to be unintentional, which was scary enough that a state government would allow this plate anyways. Perhaps George W was in charge of assigning plate numbers? But then I felt even more ooky when I contemplated the idea that the owner REQUESTED this license plate.
Are you ready to find out what it said? You sure? It read: GYN469.
I STILL feel dirty.... |
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| Airline Travel Guide - Part One: Security |
[Apr. 24th, 2006|02:15 pm] |
- Metal detectors exist to detect metal.
While it is a common belief otherwise, this is true. Hence, remove keys, watches, phones, belts and change before going through the security line. Though watching someone in front of you at the detector archway taking extra time to pull out aforementioned items at the last minute is grade-A entertainment, the people in line who are running late for their flight might be a bit preoccupied with their $500 ticket to Bangor, Maine.
- Read all signs.
At security lines, you will encounter signs instructing you to remove the previously mentioned items. Also, the lines will suggest to you that shoes should be removed and x-rayed. Again, the thought that "well MY shoes are different from everyone else's" is common. Unless you want the passengers to Bangor to give you decidedly dirty looks, fight the urge to listen to that voice. Also of interest are the signs instructing passengers to remove laptops from bags and that lighters are prohibited. Read these signs closely.
- Security personnel do not WANT to pat you down.
After a rash of "they targeted me and I felt degraded" complaints, I feel this is a very important thought to keep in mind. I know many people are inexplicably hot and sexy, but security personnel pat you down as part of their job responsibility though I am sure most of you have seen the glint of understandably animalistic sexual attraction in their eyes. |
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| Airline Travel Guide - Intro |
[Apr. 23rd, 2006|02:56 pm] |
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Years of traveling across the country and the 'pond' has brought to my attention the need for a clear, relevant guide to air travel. The guidelines that follow exist to help the new or infrequent traveller as well as those world-weary globetrotters looking for a bit of clarity in their airborne etiquette. Enjoy. |
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| Sadness |
[Apr. 14th, 2006|05:03 pm] |
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It's sad when you get all psyched to see a new movie, plan with friends, then realize a few hours before going that the movie comes out NEXT Friday. |
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| New deodorant |
[Mar. 22nd, 2006|04:24 am] |
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So I got this great deal on a double pack of Alfred Sung's latest cologne, Hei. The cologne is amazing! A bit sweet, a bit clean, and a smidge of fruity spice. The issue, however, lies with the deodorant, which was the second part of the double pack. While it may smell just fine and similar to the cologne when you screw off the top, it didn't quite seem as aromatic when I decided to wear it tonite. Kinda smelled like day-old "natural instincts" herbal (yeah, my ass!) hair color. I'll give it another shot, sure, but not while wearing a sleeveless shirt. |
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| Favorite words |
[Mar. 22nd, 2006|04:13 am] |
As this month draws to a close, I have some new "favorite words" and here they are:
Endearment: "Pooter"
Derrogatory: "Douche"...MUCH more effective if you just say the word with squinted eyes, offering no further explanation. |
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| Truth.com |
[Mar. 9th, 2006|07:53 pm] |
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I've decided to start a Public Service Campaign of my own. I can't believe that I am the only person whose life is constantly....well, annoyed....by the Truth non-smoking ads on TV. Sure these self-righteous, smug kids who do the commercials were probably hired just to do this as a job - I mean, how many productions of Rent can be touring the US at once? - but still I feel the need to take a stand as an american. I'll work on my first draft of the copy... |
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| Work Shirts |
[Mar. 7th, 2006|04:41 am] |
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Am I the only one who throws on a shirt for work, thinking it is fine and then 5 minutes after you start your 8 hour shift realize you'd rather have crabs than wear the shirt? |
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| Blind Date |
[Mar. 7th, 2006|04:36 am] |
So, I am watching Blind Date now, and, yes, I am a bit ashamed, but what else it on at 4:35am? So anyhoo, there's this kinda snobby girl on there who reminds me of someone and I couldn't figure out exactly WHO she reminded me of. But then it hit me. I think SHE knows the secret of The Crying Game.
Coming up is the girl who has 4 dates to 'find her mate!' Bitch has actually set a wedding date before finding a finacee. I am SO glad republicans are defending the 'sanctity of marriage.' WHEW!! |
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| Hummers |
[Feb. 27th, 2006|02:20 pm] |
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I think guys who drive Hummers have never actually HAD a "Hummer" before. |
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